First Post

Dear Internet,

I am The Scout. For those of you that do not know, The Scout has a double meaning - it can mean a chirpy, easily molested youngster or someone who pours scorn upon everything. Guess which I am. That's right. Both.

Now out of my teens, I have realised the world is a terrible place with generally bad build quality. I have decided to prove this by reviewing everything I can - whether unnatural, natural or - well, I guess supernatural. That's the only way the sentence could go - and hell, I went there.

I would ask you to have a nice day but I don't know who you are.

Lots of love,

The Scout